Taco Bell. You need to make a deal with Huy Fong and start carrying small packets of Sriracha, aka Rooster Sauce. Or at least have some hot sauce that is, ya know, hot. You have 3 hot sauces, Mild, Hot, and Fire, but none of them are very spicy. Don’t get me wrong. I am not one of those folks that need alergic-reaction-spicy hot sauce. The kinda shit you have to sneak over the bordrer and can only use a toothpic tip to taste. Just something, say, at least as hot as Tabasco sauce.
2 weeks ago • 1 noteTime flies when you're...
fucking wasted…
haha i dont know you at all,but im looking forward to meeting you on halloween!
I am a dissapointment. I am not nearly as fun as I pretend to be online. .
2 weeks ago • 0 notesWeddings ZZZzzzz
“My first thought when I was proposed to was that I did NOT want to have just another white wedding. Yawn! I’ve been to those before, and I didn’t want my guests to have to sit through yet another one.” Donelle
I wish more people thought this way. Weddings are god awful boring.
2 weeks ago • 0 notesTime flies when you're...
fucking wasted.
As I am about to take my last two shots of tequila, I went and turned the oven on to make some drunk food and noticed the clock said 4:04. I thought this must be wrong, because the last time I notice the time was 1:22, and no way has it been 3 hours. Well, my computer clock confirms that is is after 4am. I started tonights drunk adventure around 10pm, which was 6 hours ago. Time does fly. This probably concludes my drunken posts for the night. Hope you all still love me.
2 weeks ago • 0 notesFUCKYEAHMILF
I just thought about, who would ever submit their mom;s picture to a site that made reference to here being fuckable? HAHA.
Which reminds me of the spawn of Father and Son Tuesday. I used to talk about fucking people I worked with’s moms as kind of a really offensive, but so obviously not serious, that it was not offense joke. I did this with my friend Nick, who replied with, “Dude my mom is hot”. That is an exact quote. From that point on, we always joked that I fucked his mom and was his real father (as his real father had nothing to do with him). We started hanging out on our day off, every Tuesday and, well… you get it.
Point is, he said with all sincerity that his mom was hot. I never let him live that down.
2 weeks ago • 0 notes
Gigi
Submitted by Bryan
This makes me think that their should be a tumblr called MILFs. or MILF, or mymomishot, or mymomwashot or FUCKYEAHMILFS..nah, scratch that. Fuck Yeah anything is overplayed. How about a tumblr just called Hot Moms? or Fuckable Moms or…shit. Here I go, again.
2 weeks ago • 4 notesPaperwork
Spencer and I shot a Channel 101 pilot this month. It didn’t make it into the screening, but that doesn’t mean it’s any less sweet.
Ch-ch-ch-check it out!
Tim, you know I love anything you make, brother. This was a variance from your usual tripoded shots. Very Michael Bay minus the douchieness.J/K So you didn’t make it? That’s too bad. I want to see episode numero deuce.
2 weeks ago • 13 notes
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Is that my girl Pam Grier with a double barrel, sawed off? Foxy Brown is teh sex!
But…that is a gun you shoot from the hip, baby gurl.
2 weeks ago • 0 notes
This is me and one of my best firends, Joe. I was the best man in his wedding in 2000. Now he is divorced and gay. We are much better firends now than we were back then.
2 weeks ago • 1 note24 years, gone and past-part 5
Religion- My mom …
My mom is and always has been a very deeply religious Christian. I remember asking her when I was about 6-8yrs old if God was a proven fact. Her answer was that is is not proven, but that is what faith is. Believing in something that is not a proven fact. From that moment on I was agnostic.
Even though she attended as a child, and then started going again when I was a teenager, she never, ever even once took me or my brother to church. I went one time when I was 13 with a friend. I hated it. It seemed like the most superficial and disingenuous thing I have ever experienced.
2 weeks ago • 7 notes