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October 24, 2009

Buy a 5th, save $60 bucks.

I just did the math. It takes me about a 5th of tequila to get a nice drunk going. I pay $18 give or take plus tax, let’s say $20 for a 5th from the store. A 5th is 750ml, or 25.36oz. A standard shot is 1.5oz. (small shot 1oz, reg shot 1.5 oz, double 2.5oz), meaning 16.9 or basically 17 nice full shots in a 5th. Shots vary in price, but even the cheaper bars usually charge at least $4 a shot. You figure in another $1 a shot for a tip, that’s $85 clams. From that point of view, I saved $65 bucks staying home tonight.

2 weeks ago • 1 note

Jamie and I are getting really serious about moving to Europe in a few years.

amcghghy:

Nothing could be better.

That is amazing. What part?

2 weeks ago • 0 notes
unbeingdead:

sapphoria:

Perfect Fit

I love this.  I’ve wanted to get a tattoo there forever.

I love it, too. Quite possibly for differnt reasons, though.

unbeingdead:

sapphoria:

Perfect Fit

I love this.  
I’ve wanted to get a tattoo there forever.

I love it, too. Quite possibly for differnt reasons, though.

2 weeks ago • 60 notes

This marks the beginig of my drukeness this evening. All post beyond this point are exempt from you criticism.

2 weeks ago • 0 notes
October 23, 2009
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levarburton

Geordy cut his finger. OH NOEZ!

2 weeks ago • 0 notes
Brandy, if you read this, I still love you!

Brandy, if you read this, I still love you!

2 weeks ago • 1 note
Hulu to Charge in 2010

This is the kind of shit that just burns my britches. Rich fuckers always thinking of ways to take more of our money.

2 weeks ago • 0 notes
Finally there is a way to tell the difference. No more confusing the two.

Finally there is a way to tell the difference. No more confusing the two.

2 weeks ago • 0 notes

Ridiculous drunk posts FTW!

2 weeks ago • 1 note

OK. Seriously Tumblr. Can we just take a moment, here?

My freind came over tonight with the expectations of taking me out for 25 cent drafts. instead I gave him millions of shots of tequila and he is puking in my bathroom. Like for 3 hours. Am I a dick for wanting to go get my drunk on???? Lets wrap it up, drunky!

2 weeks ago • 4 notes

I TRIPLE DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU

I am not kidding. My real entry will make you cum in my face.

2 weeks ago • 9 notes

J/K

I can

2 weeks ago • 1 note

I WISH

I could suck my own DICK

2 weeks ago • 2 notes

for some reason this mother fucking MP3 won’t load ,so here is some youtube bullshit.

yeah
Yeah I’m out that Brooklyn.
Now I’m down in Tribeca.
Right next to DeNiro
But I’ll be hood forever
I’m the new Sinatra
And since I made it here
I can make it anywhere
(Yeah they love me everywhere)
I used to cop in Harlem
All of my Dominicanos (Hey yo)
Right there off of Broadway
Brought me back to that McDonalds
Took it to my stash spot
560 State Street
Catch me in the kitchen like Simmons whipping Pastry
Cruising down 8th street
Off-white Lexus
Driving so slow
(but BK, it’s from Texas!!)
Me I’m out that BedStuy
Home of that boy Biggie
now I live on Billboard
and I brought my boys with me
Say what up to Ta-ta
Still sipping Mai Tais
Sitting courtside
Knicks and Nets give me high-5
N**ga, I be Spiked out
I could trip a referee
…tell by my attitude that I’m MOST DEFINITELY FROM…

[Alicia Keys]
New York!!!!
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,
There’s nothing you can’t do,
Now you’re in New York!!!
These streets will make you feel brand new,
the lights will inspire you,
Let’s hear it for New York, New York, New York


[Jay-Z]
I made you hot n-gga,
Catch me at the X with OG at a Yankee game,
sh-t I made the Yankee hat more famous than a Yankee can,
you should know I bleed Blue, but I ain’t a crip tho,
but I got a gang of n-ggas walking with my clique though,
welcome to the melting pot,
corners where we selling rocks,
Afrika bambaataa sh-t,
home of the hip hop,
yellow cab, gypsy cab, dollar cab, holla back,
for foreigners it ain’t fitted act like they forgot how to act,
8 million stories out there and they’re naked,
city it’s a pity half of y’all won’t make it,
me I gotta plug a special and I got it made,
If Jeezy’s payin LeBron, I’m paying Dwayne Wade,
3 dice cee-lo
3 card marley,
Labor Day parade, rest in peace Bob Marley,
Statue of Liberty, long live the World Trade,
long live the king yo,
I’m from the Empire State thats…

[Alicia Keys]
In New York!!!!
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,
There’s nothing you can’t do,
Now you’re in New York!!!
These streets will make you feel brand new,
the lights will inspire you,
Let’s hear it for New York, New York, New York

Welcome to the bright light..

[Jay-Z]
Lights is blinding,
girls need blinders
so they can step out of bounds quick,
the side lines is blind with casualties,
who sip the lite casually, then gradually become worse,
don’t bite the apple Eve,
caught up in the in crowd,
now you’re in-style,
and in the winter gets cold en vogue with your skin out,
the city of sin is a pity on a whim.
good girls gone bad, the city’s filled with them,
Mommy took a bus trip and now she got her bust out,
everybody ride her, just like a bus route,
Hail Mary to the city your a Virgin,
and Jesus can’t save you life starts when the church ends,
came here for school, graduated to the high life,
ball players, rap stars, addicted to the limelight,
MDMA got you feeling like a champion,
the city never sleeps better slip you a Ambien

[Alicia Keys]
New York!!!!
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,
There’s nothing you can’t do,
Now you’re in New York!!!
These streets will make you feel brand new,
the lights will inspire you,
Let’s hear it for New York, New York, New York

[Alicia Keys]
One hand in the air for the big city,
Street lights, big dreams all looking pretty,
no place in the World that can compare,
Put your lighters in the air, everybody say yeaaahh
come on, come,
yeah,

[Alicia Keys]
New York!!!!
Concrete jungle where dreams are made of,
There’s nothing you can’t do,
Now you’re in New York!!!
These streets will make you feel brand new,
the lights will inspire you,
Let’s hear it for New York, New York, New York

2 weeks ago • 0 notes

I TRIPLE DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU

evanbunnell:

fuck that shit

2 weeks ago • 9 notes
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